Articles

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Lower-Your-Gazebook

Muslims + Facebook = Astagfirullah February 2006

Tales From the Minbar

Why some khateebs need to get screened. October 2006

Jinn Stories Frighten Class

A very scary Halloween tale October 2007

Annoying Stalker Brothers

Creepy, creepy brothers. February 2007

All Washed Up

Relief and etiquette. December 2005

Masjid Funkraising

The dark side of fundraising. October 2006

Four Dead in Hijabi Massacre

Quebec wants to be safe from dangerous head gear. March 2007

Ask the Maniac - Gender Problems

I'm not a shaykh and I'm definitely not a girl expert.October 2006

Annoying Quirks Of Masjid Uncles

The wonders of mosque dwellers. November 2005

The Need To Eid

Eid is fun for a reason. January 2006

Facebook Profile Ruins Marriage Proposal

Probably a true story. November 2006

Justifying Stupidity

The flaw of some Muslim guys. August 2005

Things To Avoid In Ramadan

Tips on how to optimize the great month of Ramadan. October 2005

A Christmas Special

What happens when you mix Muslims with December 25th? December 2005

Denmark Claims Third World Status

Boycott takes a toll on the Danish. February 2006

Cooties Are Halal

The reasoning why Cooties are cha-ching. July 2005

Biting Back Hurts

The story of the one who bites back. September 2005

Hogwarts Muslim Students Association

Dark and dangerous times lie ahead for Muslim students at Hogwarts. November 2005

Man Flees From Maghrib

The scary initiation process. January 2006

Muslim Chat Do Nots

Things to avoid while chatting with the opposite gender. May 2005

Caught Open-Handed

Ever felt the shaft on a handshake? June 2005

Your Guide To Islamic Conferences

The characters you meet at Muslim conventions. August 2005

New Caliph Chosen

Trouble in the selection process. November 2005

A Typical Day

A typical day on campus. March 2005

Boycott the Prom

The reason why proms are lame. June 2005

Moon Mystery

What is it that we saw?November 2005

Shoe Thief Still At Large

The shoe mystery continues.November 2005

Usual Gossip

The reason why we shouldn't judge things by the cover. February 2005

Superstition Me!

Cultural values unfortunately seep into our religious lives. April 2005

Open House At The Mosque

Inviting non-Muslims to the masjid could get very interesting. September 2005

Cell Phone Goes Off In Prayer

Worst prayer ever. September 2005

Online Nikkah

Ever wondered what it would be like to get married online? December 2004

Annoying Prayer Habits

A quick lesson in prayer fiqh. April 2005

Hate the Maniac

When people get angry at me. August 2005

Casino Dawah Backfires

Dawah turns into a lethal gambling addiction. August 2005

Salami Salam

Girls think too much. July 2004

Kafirphobia

The fear of Kafirs explained. March 2005

Bad Dawah Tactics

Good Dawah gone bad. July 2005

France Bans Croissants

The hijab was only the beginning. July 2005

Careful With Words

The main reason why we should shut up more often. March 2005

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

A not-so-bright outlook on certain things Muslims do. July 2005

Video Game Under Scrutiny

The two extremes dislike a new video game about prayer. June 2005

Bismillah It

The Zabiha argument. Halal ya'ni. February 2005

Misconceptions of Muslims

You know all those stupid stereotypes of Muslims? I cover them. June 2005

Imam Misses Fajr

The leader of the community sleeps in. A new program is made. May 2005

Stupid Email Forwards

If you ever send any of these e-mails to people you are officially dumb. January 2005

Kingdom of Heaven Review

Does the movie Kingdom of Heaven have an accurate potrayal of Muslims? May 2005

Muslims Get Fooled

April Fools or Muslim Fools? April 2005

Hijab Can Save Your Life

Some practical ways where a Hijab can save your life. January 2005

Inside the MSA

An in-depth analysis of the characters in a typical Muslim Students' Association April 2005

Muslim Student Receives Valentine's Card

A simple card causes chaos on Feb.14 February 2005

Muslim Chat Lingo

Muslims type funny online. September 2004

Moon Decision

What happens to every mosque before Eid. January 2005

Unity Products Hit Market

A possible way for Sunnis and Shias to get along. December 2004

An Intrepid Prayer

The first bizarre story consisting of hugging and praying. March 2004

Ask the Maniac

People ask questions. I answer them. January 2005

Jews Take Over Search Engine

There goes Yahoo! October 2004

Trouble With Haters

Making fun of those who hate us. January 2005

New Cereal Causes Uproar

Muslims complain about a new cereal on the market. Surprise. June 2004

Juma Woes

An analysis of the "bad" khateebs that could appear on your minbaar. October 2004

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