If you are viewing this site, you must be either extremely confused or extremely angry or perhaps a healthy mix of confused anger. That's okay. I like confusing people and I like cheering people up when I make them angry. I hope this little part of the site will explain a few things. I'm a satirist. Since a lot of you don't know what that is ... it's essentially someone who writes funny stuff. Or supposedly funny stuff. Nothing is done here to mock Islam. Just Muslims who do weird stuff that aren't so Muslim-like.

If you're confused and/or angry then close your internet browser, pray two nafl and take a nap.

That's about it.